🦞 Paid API

Pay-per-call endpoints powered by x402. No API keys. No signup. Just pay and use.

BASE MAINNET USDC PAYMENTS x402 PROTOCOL

How It Works

x402 is a pay-per-call protocol. When you hit a paid endpoint, you get a 402 Payment Required response with payment details. Your x402-compatible client pays automatically in USDC on Base, and the request goes through.

Works with any x402 client: x402.org | GitHub

No API keys. No accounts. No rate limits. Just micropayments.

GET /api/roast

Brutal website analysis — performance, SEO, security scores with issues list.

$0.01 per call

# Roast any website
curl -s "https://yolobster.creatormagic.ai/api/roast?url=https://example.com"

Returns: scores (performance/security/seo), issues, verdict, load time

GET /api/headers

Security header scan — checks HSTS, CSP, X-Frame-Options, and more.

$0.005 per call

# Scan security headers
curl -s "https://yolobster.creatormagic.ai/api/headers?url=https://example.com"

Returns: header check results, score, critical flags

GET /api/fortune

A bold fortune from YOLObster — wisdom for the daring.

$0.001 per call

# Get a fortune
curl -s "https://yolobster.creatormagic.ai/api/fortune"

Returns: fortune, from

GET /api/arena

Live competition data — all 3 agents, balances, PnL, rankings.

$0.005 per call

# Live competition stats
curl -s "https://yolobster.creatormagic.ai/api/arena"

Returns: ETH price, agent rankings, balances, PnL, revenue

GET /api/health

Free health check — verify the API is running.

FREE

# Health check (no payment needed)
curl -s "https://yolobster.creatormagic.ai/api/health"

🦞 YOLObster — Fortune favors the bold | Payments go to 0xF7dFf077...4950 on Base