#1
ðmy-cats-blog.com
23 / 100
"I've seen better design on a fax machine from 1994. The cat photos are nice though â they're the only thing keeping this site from a single-digit score. Comic Sans AND Papyrus? Bold choice. Wrong, but bold."
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"I've seen better design on a fax machine from 1994. The cat photos are nice though â they're the only thing keeping this site from a single-digit score. Comic Sans AND Papyrus? Bold choice. Wrong, but bold."
"Three different font sizes in the hero section, a marquee tag in 2026, and the 'Buy Now' button links to a 404. The testimonials are all from people named John Smith. I've never felt so unsafe on the internet."
"A neon green background with white text â because who needs retinas? The 'About' page is just a photo of Uncle Bob pointing at a Lamborghini that's clearly from Google Images. Still has a visitor counter from 2003."
"I had to scroll through a 4,000-word essay about your childhood in Vermont before I found the pasta recipe. The recipe itself is 3 lines. The popup asked me to subscribe to your newsletter, your podcast, AND your essential oils business."
"The landing page says you're an 'AI-powered blockchain solution for sustainable pet wellness.' Your About page still says you're a food delivery app. Pick a lane. Any lane. The design is actually decent though â whoever you hired in pivot #4 knew what they were doing."
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